Ženy a muži premýšľajú úplne inak. To, čo jednému pohlaviu príde absolútne logické, druhé nad tým len nevysvetliteľne krúti hlavou a zase naopak. Za tie roky sme si na to už všetci zvykli, ale to neznamená, že sa nad tým ešte z času na čas nemôžeme pousmiať.

1. „Keď moja žena povedala, že mám dať ryžu do sáčku a strčiť ju do chladničky, očividne nemyslela, že ju mám tým sáčkom prikryť. Dostal som poriadny výprask.“

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When your wife asks you to put the rice in a plastic bag and put it in the fridge…. (I got yelled at this morning!) Apparently she meant put the rice in the bag and then in the fridge not cover it with a bag.. Oops #husbandfail #sheshouldbemorespecific #imstillrighttho ?

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2. „Môj manžel si myslel, že to môže vypiť na raňajky. Áno, to je kokosové mlieko v plechovke.“

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Husband:”I thought, I could drink it for breakfast!” #askyourwife #yourwifeknows #mypoorhusband #iloveyou #coconutmilk #healthyfood #bettersteak #feedthehusband #husbandissues #husbandproblems #nobreakfasttoday

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3. Večné problémy s toaletným papierom (ale tento konkrétny počin má na svedomí manželka)

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I love my wife but ????#husbandproblems

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4. „Pohľad jeleňa tesne pred zrážkou s autom. Ten venujem svojej žene, keď ma núti ísť s ňou nakupovať.“

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Deer in the headlights look is what happens when you are stuck in #bannanarepublic #shoppingwithmommag #husbandproblems #pleasehelp #someonecomegetme

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5. „Prišla som z práce domov neskoro a doma ma čakala táto skvostná večera.“

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Came home (late) to this for supper tonight ???‍♀️ #epicfail #husbands #husbandproblems #hesusuallynotthisbad

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6. „Keď poprosíš muža, aby dal zbytky do misky a do chladničky, nečakáš, že to dopadne takto.“

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When your husband puts dinner away…went to go make lunch and found the can of olives inside the container with the shredded cheese ? #thishappened #whatwashethinking #husbandproblems #atleastheputitaway #lordhelpme #wow #momlife #reallife

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7. „Môj manžel sa rozhodol vyčistiť si palivovú nádrž. U nás v obývačke.“

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Husband is cleaning gas tank in living room. #husbandproblems #husbandprojects #luckyme

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8. „Takto môj muž nosí domov poštu.“

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Thanks for bringing the mail in I guess ??‍♀️ #shitmyhusbanddoes #marriedpeopleproblems #marriedlife #marriage #husbandproblems #wifetales #adulthood #loveandmarriage #butwhyisthemailonthefloor

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9. „Zvyšky z kuraťa, ktoré som našla v chladničke. Ďakujem, že si sa podelil.“

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Fried chicken leftovers found in the fridge. Thanks for sharing… I guess ??‍♀️ #leftovers #shitmyhusbanddoes #marriedpeopleproblems #marriedlife #sharingiscaring #wifehumor #loveandmarriage #friedchicken #chickenbones #whatsfordinner #husbandsofinstagram #husbandgoals #marriagegoals #guessillstarve #ididntwantanyanyway

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10. „Čajové vrecúško sa nikdy nedostane až do koša.“

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Somehow the teabags never make it to the garbage #namaste #zen #marriedlife #needmorezen #shitmyhusbanddoes #marriage #marriedpeopleproblems #loveandmarriage #thegarbageisrightbehindyou #guessimamaid #wifeproblems #wivesofinstagram

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11. „Mám právo nahnevať sa na spôsob, akým môj muž strúha syr? Lebo podľa mňa je to úplne opačne.

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Am I right to get annoyed at how my husband grates the cheese. ? #cheeseproblems #gratedthewrongway #husbandproblems

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12. „Môj muž prehlásil, že chce postaviť nový posteľný rám. Myslela som, že bude pre náš nový matrac, ale omyl. Bol pre mačku.“

Husband said he was going to make a bed frame. I thought it was for our new mattress…. It was for the cat. from aww

13. „Moja žena neznáša túto moju fotku. Tak som ju nechal vytlačiť na deku a dal jej ju ako darček na Valentína.“

My wife hates this picture of me, so naturally I made it into a blanket for her as a Valentine’s gift. from funny

14. „Žena ma poprosila, aby som jej pripravil raňajky. Hádam jej tento sendvič a pyré z horčičných semienok bude chutiť.“

My wife asked me to cook her breakfast.

This is a Deconstructed Charred Bologna Sandwich with a pureed mustard seed glaze. pic.twitter.com/vPUAJntKSw

— Mashed Tater Raider ? (@thecasiokid) March 3, 2019

15. „Žena chcela horúcu vodu a citrón. Inštrukcie som dodržal na sto percent.“

Wife asked for hot water and lemon. Instructions followed ? % accurate….. pic.twitter.com/aswJZKJJBj

— Dodge Games (@DodgyPCGamer) March 3, 2019

16. „Poprosila som muža, aby rozkrojil dva kúsky pizze na polovicu, aby sme dali z každej ochutnať synovi (každá mala na vrchu iné ingrediencie). A on urobil toto.“

Guys… I asked my husband to cut 2 slices of pizza in half so I could share them with our son (different toppings). THIS is how he cuts them in half. Not even kidding. pic.twitter.com/x2SogEqIzG

— antoinette antonio (@antoinetteA) February 24, 2019

17. „Takto mi muž necháva nabíjačku.“

how my husband leaves the charger for me pic.twitter.com/fqthD7oktw

— ditch witch (@vvitchymama) March 5, 2019