Muži si myslia, že život ženy nie je náročný, a že ho ony len tak vykresľujú. A zveličujú. Je na tom kúsok pravdy? Určite áno. No znamená to, že už viac nebudeme zveličovať a opätovne sa nasi*rať nad nasledujúcimi fotografiami? Určite nie. Tak poďme nato.

1. Keď si dopraješ kúpeľ a hodíš si doň bombu do kúpeľa s aktívnym uhlím

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Note to self: charcoal-infused #bathbombs are NOT a good idea. #butnowmytubissparkling #beautyfail

A post shared by Sara (@sarasbestlife) on Sep 2, 2017 at 9:32am PDT

2. Keď zistíš, že budeš mať hydratované len čelo a zbytok tváre sa môže rovno po…

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Epic face mask fail #janna is this for a doll #epic #epicfail #facemask #facemaskfail #maskforadoll #janna #youfailed #sofunny #sister

A post shared by Sophs Lush Lashes (@sophslushlashes) on Mar 1, 2018 at 11:12am PST

3. Keď sa snažíš prekvapiť frajera (alebo seba) bábovkou, no skončí to kuchynskou katastrofou

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When you try to make your hubby a birthday cake from scratch… #beautyfail #tastesogood #itried #birthdaylove #laboroflove #hubbylove #fortmurph

A post shared by Emily Murphy ? (@emilylomurphy) on Jul 24, 2017 at 12:49pm PDT

4. Keď zistíš, že cestovanie je síce krásna vec, no tvoj mejkap ho veľmi nemusí

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This is how my day started and it didn't improve ??????? #beautyfail #beautyjunkie #beauty #stilaeyesarethewindow #eyeshadowsmash #dayruined #badstart #badstarttotheday #heartbroken

A post shared by Renée Heaton (@reneeisred78) on Mar 4, 2018 at 10:46pm PST

5. Keď sa snažíš popasovať s touto okrúhlou kefou na vlasy

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Apparently there is a wrong way to use a round brush? This is why I just go with a ponytail. #firsttimer #fail #beautyfail

A post shared by Ashley Knueppel (@jersey_roo) on May 5, 2018 at 10:59am PDT

6. Keď zistíš, že skúškové nevplýva dvakrát dobre na tvoju manikúru

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I love when nail polish says it lasts through 10-days, BUT in reality can’t last thru 10-HOURS OF PRESHOW ANXIETY. #beautyfail #whygod #LONGLASTINGWOES

A post shared by Dana Aber (@glamourgirlnextdoor) on Dec 15, 2018 at 12:09am PST

7. Keď sklenená fľaštička s produktom neprežije stretko s umývadlom

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Jamen vad kul! ? Tappade den lilla flaskan olja från Emma Hardie. Ur min hand, cirka 30 centimeters fall. Den gick totalt i bitar. Inte bara gick flaskan sönder, den gick i tusen små vassa flisor… Som jag tydligen lyckades skära mig på, trots försiktighet vid upplockande. Så små och vassa. Vissa hamnade på golvet. Fick skaka ur badrumsmattan, sopa OCH dammsuga. Trots att flaskan landade i handfatet. . . . Sorry Emma Hardie Brilliance Facial Oil, it was nice knowing you, for a few days. ? . . . Just a pro tip for all makers of beauty products out there! When You make glass packaging for beauty products, please use glass thicker than window glass! Please! All people buying them will use them in a home, most people will use them in their bathroom, in front of a mirror, with a sink or floor below the mirror. And, some of these people will accidentaly drop some stuff every now and then. Because we are human You see. Just clumsy bastards more or less. . . . So, while I like the concept and feel of luxury, more so I like, no, love! the concept of practicality and safety. I went through my products in glass packaging and no, couldn't find any with this thin glass. And some of them I have dropped over the months, and not a scratch on them. Bleh! Super sad face ??☹? . . . #beauty #skönhet #skincare #hudvård #lookfantastic #lfadventcalendar #lfadventcalendar2018 #emmahardie #beautyfail #therewillbeblood

A post shared by kittykattbeauty (@kittykattbeauty) on Dec 10, 2018 at 1:30pm PST

8. Keď zabudneš, že si nechala na stole otvorený lak na nechty a spomenieš si na to tou najkrutejšou cestou

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Pop quiz: abstract art OR what happens when the nail polish you keep on top of your fridge falls? (@essie, BTW.) #sunday #beautyfail #beautynightmare #nailfail

A post shared by Rachael Kelley (@rachaelkelley13) on Aug 26, 2018 at 6:57am PDT

9. Keď si urobíš masku z kurkumy a ostaneš po nej ako kópia Barta Simpsona

made a turmeric face mask without actually researching it and it stained my face now i look like bart simpson pic.twitter.com/928CT7ZLQK

— $ somf (@sophcianciulli) December 23, 2017

10. Keď ti v kozmetickej taštičke exploduje mejkap

My foundation exploded in my makeup bag. $@#%#&@*%$&*#!!% pic.twitter.com/8gGOAGNlyA

— Caserito (@CaserWoo) July 23, 2016

11. Keď zisťuješ, že život s dlhými nechtami je naozaj o hubu

The struggle of long nails pic.twitter.com/Giiq2q22ax

— Girl Posts (@girlposts2016x) August 11, 2016

12. Keď výrobcovia čipkovaného spodného prádla nepredpokladajú, že ženy majú nechty. Alebo prsty.

If you are a female, then you know how annoyed I am right now.

Apparently you can't have fingers if you want to wear lace panties.

Fingers OR panties, but never both.

???#GirlProblems pic.twitter.com/WOZdVwIblE

— Brissy (@BristolAbsurd) January 31, 2019

13. Keď to tvoje legíny či nohavice nevydržia, a na stehnách alebo v rozkroku sa roztrhnú

Leggings noooooo ? How many other ladies can relate? It always happens to the inside of my thighs ? #leggings #thickthighs #girlproblems #seamrip pic.twitter.com/ToADgpMXvE

— Elaine (@nerdandneedle) April 18, 2018

14. Keď po pobyte v práčke tvoja podprsenka vyzerá, akoby dvadsať rokov bojovala v zákopoch

Anyone ever had a washing machine murder a bra? GENTLE CYCLE YOU LIED TO ME. You killed her. She fit so well and YOU KILLED HER. #GirlProblems pic.twitter.com/fmBdmLUoTB

— MissFushi ? Hobbit Girl (@MissFushiGaming) November 14, 2017

15. Keď si chceš obliecť tričko s nápisom, no nápis nevidno, pretože… prsia.

I assure you this shirt says @Diablo #GirlProblems ???? pic.twitter.com/cvVdotAqXN

— Thyst (@Thyst03) September 8, 2017

16. Keď sa rozplačeš po aplikácii samoopaľovacieho nástreku

i’ve always been told not to cry after a spray tan pic.twitter.com/hCFIwRchd4

— alex? (@alexvinklarek) April 25, 2018

17. A na záver – keď sa ti v kabelke samovoľne otvorí rúž a nalepí sa naň všetok ten sajrajt, čo tam máš

The cap fell off of my favourite lipstick while it was in my purse… what followed is every MUAs worst nightmare. from MakeupAddiction

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