Byť matkou je neľahká úloha, pretože nie vždy ide všetko podľa plánu. Niekedy sa ani nenazdáš, a zrazu máš špagety na sedačke a chodíš si s holým zadkom po meste.

1. Táto mamička pravdepodobne neplánovala odprezentovať svoje pozadie širokej verejnosti, ale stalo sa

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• M U M F A I L S • ? We’ve all been there. Take them in your stride. Laugh out loud at their ridiculousness. Think of the joy you have probably brought to others (I’m sure many people laughed their socks off as i strutted around with my booty out). They may seem mortifying at the time, but trust me, you’ll laugh one day. May as well get the extra endorphins now ?? (And remember they’re not really ‘fails’ – merely ‘moments’ ??) #mummoment #mumfailmonday #monday * * * * #mumfail #mumsofinstagram #instamum #mondaymotivation #mumhood #funny #brightbirthsmama #brightbirths #bepositive #mummyblogger #booty #positive #mondayfunday #mondaylove #laughoutloud #laugh #motherhood #motherhoodunplugged #oops #haha #ohheymama #funnymummy #funnymoments #mum #mama #realmotherhood

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2. Alebo táto, ktorá schovala pred synom sladkosti do rúry, potom na ne zabudla a dala ju predohriať

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3. Ten moment, keď ľutuješ, že tvoje dieťa zjedlo celý obed

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The moment you regret bragging that “she ate all her dinner” ?? Can any mamas out there remember the last time they made it through the day without being covered in some form of bodily fluid courtesy of your child ??‍♀️

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4. Ak máš deti, nikdy nenechávaj tampóny bez dozoru

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Tampons. Maya’s new favourite toy and my new monthly reminder that we could try for another baby ? ??Sometimes it feels like no sooner have you pushed one out, that people start asking about the second. And there are lots of ‘opinions’ on when the best time to dive in again is. “Best to have them close in age”. “Better to get all the baby stuff over and done with”. “You don’t want to get your body back only to lose it again”. I’ve heard them all. Funny that none of them account for the fact that I still fall asleep on the tube/on the toilet/in the shower/at softplay daily. Nor that my abs still haven’t reacquainted themselves after pregnancy 1. My pelvic floor makes a bid for freedom most days. And I ‘fail’ daily at the simplest of Mum tasks (yesterday Maya shit straight onto the carpet because I forgot to put a nappy on ?). Adding another helpless creature to the mix could be fatal for any one of us. Plus there’s the issue of me being selfish. Another baby means sacrificing date night. Work. Showering everyday. We even have a weekend away (ALONE) coming up. Am I ready to go back to sleepless nights and on-demand breast feeding? It’s a toughy. I’m in turmoil ??vs?? When do you think the best time to start trying for another baby is? #babynumber2 #siblings #mumlife * * * * #ohheymama #motherhood #motherhoodunplugged #mumsofinstagram #instamum #mummyblogger #honest #realparenting #babiesofinstagram #newmamalife #parenthood #funny #mummydiaries #mumquestions #mumfail

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5. Táto mamička, ktorá sa snažila svojej dcérke urobiť odliatok ručičky, no nevydalo…

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This is what i get for trying to create a keepsake – Grace’s tiny little hand flipping us off ???? fucks sake ? #tryagain #mumfail #funnythough

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6. Táto mamička, ktorá si myslela, že sušiť psí pelech v sušičke bude dobrý nápad

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Soooo I guess this means that Walter’s dog bed isn’t dryer friendly.? . #momfail #oops #shoudhavereadinstructions

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7. A táto, ktorá sa naivne domnievala, že plienka poslúži aj ako provizórny spodok plaviek…

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When you put your kid in a pull up and not a swim diaper. #momFail #mylife #sorryGentry ??????????? #schlitterbhan #waterbaby #toddlerlife #toddlersofig #diaper

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8. Nikdy nenechávaj jesť svoju ratolesť špagety na sedačke, pokiaľ neplánuješ na druhý deň kupovať novú (alebo minimálne tepovať)

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This is EXACTLY why I don’t let the kids eat on the couch! Here I am, taking my job as a “role model” way too seriously. ? PS None of the filters made this look any better! PPS I didn’t let it go to waste…. what does that say about me? #momfail #nowaste #rightlanegrassfed #wearingdinner #pnwmama #adventurers #easternoregon #camosoyoucantseethestain #damnit #noeatingonthecouch

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9. A pre istotu ani chlieb s arašidovým maslom pri tom, ako sa pozerá z okna

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NOT what we do with our lunch boys!! ??‍♀️ #majormomfail #boymom #parentingmomentfails #thankgodforthedog ??‍♀️

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10. Táto mamina sa snažila odtrhnúť nitku na dcérinej bábike a dopadlo to… vražedne

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On Christmas Emery received a new American Girl Bitty Baby. Here is what NOT to do so you don't accidentally behead your child's new doll. The girls asked me to cut the string hanging from her neck. I thought it seemed odd, but figured maybe it was the string that held it in the box so it snipped it off. I gave Emery back her doll and she was rocking and adoring her new baby and then two seconds later her head fell to the floor! ? Todd immediately looked at me and knew whatever I did had caused this. OOPS!!! After we gained our composure (I won't say who was laughing and who was crying) Todd fixed her right up. Let's hope this doesn't happen again. So, DO NOT cut the string off of an American Girl doll! ? #itholdsthehead #yourwelcome #majormomfail

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11. Táto mamička zase urobila osudovú chybu – na chvíľu sa otočila

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Kids be like> turn your back for 5 minutes and they've taken over ?? #lol #kids #truelife #babygirl #mmababy #oopsmom #messy #crazypants

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12. Dať corndog svojho dieťaťa do mikrovlnky na 8 minút asi tiež nebol nápad roka

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If you ever wanted to know what would happen to a corn dog if you microwaved it for 8 mins….wonder no more. ? #finnycateVSthemicrowave #itdidntendwell #timetofumigate #almostburnedthehousedown

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13. Najkrajšie na deťoch je to, že keď im zabudneš dať plienku, ochotne ti to pripomenú

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THIS IS ACTUAL POO ON THE ACTUAL FLOOR!! You'd think after 4 kids I'd know all the golden rules.. no late naps, no fizzy drinks, no giving in to demands, and ALWAYS stick a nappy on immediately after taking the last one off. Do I follow these rules? Do I hell! I WILL NEVER LEARN! You've never seen me move so fast though as when I saw her grunting, knowing she was bare bottomed. DON'T POO YOU HAVEN'T GOT A NAPPY ON!! Oh god no … #poo #poogate #fail #mumlife #mumfail #rookiemistake

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14. Mamička, ktorej nanuk skončil na tvári jej potomka

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• M U M F A I L • ??‍♀️ Another #mummoment to cheer up all those mamas who might be having a tough Monday. Maya was only a couple weeks old when this happened. The chocolate had already totally melted by the time I noticed it on her tiny head… it must have been the first time I had taken my eyes off her since she was born ? Good to know that an almond Magnum has that kind of power over me. I briefly panicked about her having chocolate in her eyes (which were closed), then freaked out that her skin might melt straight off her face from a rare allergic reaction, and finally hit my husband for laughing at a potentially ‘life-threatening’ mistake. At some point during the silent husband-bashing (don’t wake the baby!), I realised I was behaving like a raving lunatic (aka new mother) and laughed uncontrollably at myself, for what was probably the first time in several sleep-deprived days ? #mumfail #mumlife #seethefunnyside * * * * #mumfailmonday #instamum #mumsofinstagram #newmamalife #mummyblogger #mumsstickingtogether #ohheymama #motherhood #motherhoodunplugged #funny #funny #oops #magnum #positive #positivemotherhood #honestmama #brightbirths #brightbirthsmama #babiesofinstagram #mondaylaughs #monday #chinup #love

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15. Materstvo, obdobie, keď umývaš okná dvakrát denne

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Well… My two certainly took mark making to the next level in the garden today… Mud on the windows ? I only went inside to grab their drinks ? #mumfail #parentingfail #oops #blamedthebaby #eyfs #markmaking

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