Slovenčina je jazyk zákerný, a preto sa nemožno čudovať, že niektorí ľudia nevedomky používajú totálne nespisovné výrazy. A stavím sa, že minimálne jeden z týchto používaš aj ty.
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Bonus na záver
A potom sú tu, samozrejme, aj takí, ktorých hodiny slovenského jazyka obišli na kilometre, slovník im taktiež nikto nepodaroval, a tak chodia po svete a vypúšťajú takéto perly: hamba, nehty, krezba, neaký/niaký/njaký a všetky ostatné „zhovadeniny“ tohto slova. Takí ľudia s obľubou volajú to, čo sa tiahne od pokladne až po pultík s lahôdkami rada, a nie rad, a hlavne, oni nechodia von… oni chodia vonku.