Ale ktovie, ak rád provokuješ, máš zvláštny vkus, alebo si rád stredobodom pozornosti, možno ťa inšpirujeme a tieto topánky sa stanú tvojím obľúbeným kúskom. Tak teda, nech sa páči:

1. Keď si myslíš, že nič horšie ako crocsy byť nemôže a potom uvidíš crocsy na opätku

@gabbois has done it again! This #heelconcept is what we’ve all been waiting for, and I thank you. #blessedimage #crocheel #crocmule #strippercroc #crimesagainstshoemanity #gabbois

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Jul 11, 2018 at 2:22am PDT

2. Rodina musí držať spolu. Hoc aj lepidlom.

I heard you like shoes so I put shoes on your shoes… #submissionsunday from @caspie #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoesonshoes #shoesonshoesonshoes #oldmemes #converse #babyconverse

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Jul 1, 2018 at 3:53am PDT

3. Sofistikovaný opätok

LOOK. AT. THESE! We’ve reached the pinnacle / nirvana / enlightenment – the full circle on heels. It’s heels with a heel. I am healed (heeled) just by looking at this. Thanks to @shriekinlover & @platinnh for bringing this to my attention. This image is #blessed #blessedimage #shoeception #heelswithheels #heels #healed #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Jun 26, 2018 at 3:20am PDT

4. Prenosné akvárko

Very moist for this ? #camethrudrippin #moist #nike #crimesagainstshoemanity

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on May 24, 2018 at 1:45am PDT

5. Ani hlavy, ani päty…

Dance magic dance. Happy #420day #legalizeit #crimesagainstshoemanity

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Apr 20, 2018 at 4:05am PDT

6. Keď máš špinavé nohy, aspoň oklam topánkami

Look who's back! Be the contessa without the bare feet… #barefootcontessa #bespokeshoes #crimesagainstshoemanity

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Apr 16, 2018 at 2:32pm PDT

7. Záplavy nezáplavy, žabky musia byť

Trend alert! Be ready for global warming with this year's freshest looks. #globalwarming #climatechange #ss18 #diy #crimesagainstshoemanity

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Apr 9, 2018 at 6:03am PDT

8. Takto sa balia baby na kúpalisku

Here you go my little mermaids – serving fish everyday ?? #servingfish #freshtilapia #fishflops #shapeofwater #feelingfish #findingnemo #grindingnemo #crimesagainstshoemanity

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Mar 21, 2018 at 7:41am PDT

9. Donald je stále v móde

Wouldn't it be great if this really was his head? • • • @ouestlecool merci #centralsaintmartinsma #lfw #guncontrolnow

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Feb 19, 2018 at 1:37am PST

10. Bio-Eko model

When you manage to eat a whole kale salad ??? • • • #kale #kalesalad #earthchakra #feelingzen #onewithnature #crimesagainstshoemanity

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Feb 13, 2018 at 3:12am PST

11. Na prvé rande ako stvorené…

Let your inner tiger be free ? #xanderzhou by @peterpopps • • • #tigershoes #tigerclaws #tiger #? #fashion #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Jan 10, 2018 at 1:38am PST

12. Alebo…keď nemáš na topánky, urob si vlastné.

2018 money saving tips: make your own #Nike • • • #diynike #detergentpods #cowboyboots #cowboynike #2018goals #sneakers #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Jan 4, 2018 at 8:07pm PST

13. Keď dve na nohách nestačia

Dress for the job you want not the job you have. • • • @sewing_and_design_school @park_wien & thanks to my beautiful Sydney boy and genius artist @taneandrews for sending me this. #inspirationalquotes #shoes #boots #bespokeshoes #fashion #warmleatherette

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Dec 20, 2017 at 3:34am PST

14. Prešpekulovaný kúsok

iPhone X ain't got nothing in these high tech boys. Brb gotta go upload my stats. • • • #puma #performace #hightech #IBM #commodore64 #sneakers #trainers #sneakersaddict #PB #training #fitnessgoals #newyearsresolution #shoecrimes #crimesagainstshoemanity

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Dec 15, 2017 at 5:15am PST

15. Tak s týmito by sa dobre kopalo do zadku. Ale asi len to.

Christmas is cumming • • • #reindeer #cosplay #larp #larping #furries #fantasy #hooves #rudolph #christmascosplay #sexy #shoe #cosplaygoals #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Dec 4, 2017 at 6:54am PST

16. Čím sofistikovanejší opätok, tým lepšie

Really hoping these are on sale today. This is true craftsmanship. #blackfriday #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Nov 24, 2017 at 2:16am PST

17. V týchto sa má chodiť alebo ,,šúchať“ ?

If Monday was a shoe. • • • @lookingname #sliders #sliderlife #fitnessgoals #fitnessmotivation #workoutmotivation #workout #zcoil #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Nov 20, 2017 at 3:59am PST

18. Na precvičenie malej násobilky

Abacus fabulous • • • #abacus #abacusfabulous #maths #calculations #taxes #abacusshoes #caculator #calculatewhileyouwait #mathsonthego #mathsisfun #mathsteacher

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Nov 18, 2017 at 6:48am PST

19. A niečo aj pre sexi kozmonautky

do-it-yaself Alexander McQueen armadillo heel as part of your Saturday night look • • • #alexandermcqueen #armadilloheels #diy #stripperheels #saturdaynight #clubkids #fashion #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Nov 11, 2017 at 9:05am PST

20. Aj vás najskôr zaujali tie chlpaté nohy?

Visual representation of my Monday so far. @ninamounah • • • #peeptoe #peepingtoes #peepshow #style #mood #mondaymotivation #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Nov 13, 2017 at 6:01am PST

21. Niečo pre drsňáčky

Happy Halloween everybody! May your costumes be on point and bags of candy bountiful! • • • #happyhalloween #halloween #toes #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes #horror #gore #blood #severedfoot

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Oct 31, 2017 at 8:22am PDT

22. Domáca výroba

Some Halloween inspiration for you by way of @isamayaffrench • • • #vetements #halloween #halloweengoals #diy #fashions #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Oct 30, 2017 at 7:34am PDT

23. Aspoň všade dočiahne

Going to Whole Foods. Want me to pick you up anything? • • • #wholefoods #stripperheels #azizansari #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Oct 24, 2017 at 11:39am PDT

24. Topánky či mini kabelka?

The essentials #votelabour #fuckthetories #savethenhs #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Jun 8, 2017 at 8:01am PDT

25. Topánky s vlastným názorom

These work for all my moods #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes #cursedimage #strippershoes

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on May 30, 2017 at 12:58pm PDT

Zdroj: Instagram, dailymail.co.uk
Titulná fotka: crimesagainstshoemanity / instagram.com

Príspevok Nechutné, ale aj vtipné. Instagramový účet odhaľuje skutočné zločiny na topánkach! je zobrazený ako prvý na EMEFKA.